Joke: Watch a match with a woman

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A
WOMAN IS
REALLY STRESSFUL.
# Wife: which teams are playing?
# Husband : Arsenal vs Manchester
United
# Wife : oooh wonderful! I love
Arsenal..
# Husband: that’s a good
team…
#Wife: is
Drogba playing?
#Husband: he doesn’t play for
any of
these teams…
#Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris
Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is
Chamberlain…
#Wife : okay but
they look the
same…what’s that
yellow card for?
#Husband: its a warning to the
player…
After few minutes Wayne
Rooney
scoresfor Manchester United….
#Wife: [cerebrates in high mood]
is that
Chamberlain who has scored?
#Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney
for
Manchester
United…!!
#Wife: [furious] how? it
should be Arsenal
who should have scored!!
#Husband: [silent]
#Wife: what is that red card for?
#Husband : [bored] that means
the player
should go out of the pitch for
misbehaving.
#Wife: then is he
going to be
a coach?
#Husband:[unwill ing to answer]
aaaaaaa
no…
#Wife: its the same with traffic
lights:
yellow=warning;
red=danger.
#Husband: exactly darling…
#Wife :what about the green
card?
#Husband: mmmm nothing of
that kind in
a field of play….
#Wife: I want Arsenal to win the
world
cup…
#Husband: [silent]
#Wife:
who is that man standing who
looks like Mr. Bean?
#Husband: [bored] it’s the
Arsenal coach
….Arsene Wenger.
#Wife: that means the other
opponent’s
coach is Manchest Wenger?
#Husband: [changes the channel
to #AfricaMagic ]

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