Lolz,Funny wise words

Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup
loose translation: You Can’t Run Away From Your Destiny

Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
loose translation: Keep calm! Nothing last forever

Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef
loose translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!

Akara and moin moin get the same parent na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent
loose translation: How you start doesn’t matter,what matters is how you finish.

If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper soup from am
loose translation: Make something good out of a bad experience

I get am before No be property
loose translation: stop living in the past and start living in the present.

If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash plate
loose translation: Don’t outstay your welcome

Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
loose translation: Easier said than done

No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil beans.
loose translation: Calm down,your temper won’t solve the problem

Every mallam with em own kettle,every Northerner with em own radio.
loose translation: Every man for himself

Opolo eye no be open eye
loose translation: Having Big eyes doesn’t make you civilised

Bring suya, bring suya,…….na cow body dey suffer am.
loose translation: Every action has a consequence

E go better e go better,na im make ibo man still dey Kano.loose translation: When there is hope,there is Life.

The different between Ikpekere and plantain chips na packaging
loose translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.
loose translation: serious things sometimes start like joke

Pikin wen use agbada take start guy go talk wetin e go wear wen e old.
loose translation: slow and steady wins the race

The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.
loose translation: Don’t cry over spilt milk.


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