My first Experience on weed

I had just moved out of my parents house and was
sharing a room with my “friend”. I had no idea he
smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and
signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two
weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were
confirmed as he started bringing home his weed
smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a
wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the
weed with beans or spagehtti.

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Being a very curious person i always wondered what
made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find
out for myself(wrong move)
It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it
was, my friend was out as usual. I searched
everywhere for his stash but couldn’t find it so i
decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint
all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged
but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence
there, they were all on different planets all expect
one i concluded that he must be the seller so i
approached him and the following conversation
ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i
didn’t know that. I thought it was something very
large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of
weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he
gave me 950 as change. I couldn’t beleive weed was
that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it
with beans because i thought that it will be better that
way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked
beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called
my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and
nothing happened to me this one that you people will
eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend
was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry,
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i
woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was
banging my head on the floor, and i couldn’t stop, my
heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was
extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of
head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my
mind that I never knew existed previously, it was
scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the
blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it
to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt
so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an
oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni
bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice
came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i
realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided
to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but
the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the
bathroom.

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I called my friend to see if he could help me make
sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he
asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i
used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if
you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go
chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch
at the back of my head that wouldn’t go away no
matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that
the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could
only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour
champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese
laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba
gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don’t punch me i
will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had
enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys
quatters.
The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara
e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don’t you punch
yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i
punched and punched but there was no difference.

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The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head
was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting
worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting
louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo
(start running) so i started running but on getting
outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but
that didn’t stop me from running(i would have given
husain bolt a run for his money on that day).

On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare
footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed
something to make me sleep immediately, he gave
me the drug and i chewed it right there in his
presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil
spirit, that was when he realised something was
wrong with me and chased me out.

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I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat
wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to
a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o
wo bata ni? (why don’t you have your shoes on? I told
her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan
collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my
situation to her and she took me in, tied something
around my elbow and injected me directly in the
vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1
or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind
of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf
of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or
tea.

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I came home to a hero’s welcome, my friend told me
e be like say your head no carry am but e go better
make you try am once more so you go dey use to it.
The following day while the house was empty, I
packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son

in the bible I went back home to my parents. It’s been
a few years since that experience but the lesson I
learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn’t
gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends
have since changed

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