Obviously, there isn’t just one type of woman that is
right for every guy. There are thousands of fish in the
sea and you will never find two that are exactly alike.
However, there are certain categories of women that
should be avoided at all costs. Trust me, if you steer
clear of the following, you’ll avoid some major
headaches in the future.
This type of woman insists that you spend every
waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out
with the boys or spend any significant amount of
time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should
hook up with her girlfriends while you go watch the
game with your friends, you will probably be faced
with a two-hour argument during which she’ll ask you
if you still love her about a thousand times.
Let’s face it: If you can’t have a little independence in
your relationship, it’s never going to last. Unless, of
course, you’re also needy, in which case this might
be the type of woman that’s right for you.
Whether you’re with friends, family, or even just the
dog, she always has to be the center of everyone’s
attention. In order to accomplish this, she may use
one or many of the following techniques: Talking
excessively loud, wildly gesturing, telling
unbelievable stories just to capture everyone’s
attention, or wearing extremely provocative outfits.
Although this type of woman can be exhausting given
that she’s always putting on a show, some men do
enjoy women with lots of personality. Just be sure
that you can handle it before you get involved.
Fortunately, you can usually see this type coming
from a mile away. She compliments you on your
expensive watch, and asks you what kind of car you
drive, what you do for a living, where you live, and so
on. Since the Gold Digger is basically looking for a
sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five
minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash
flow doesn’t meet her standards.
Regardless of your financial situation, you should run
the other way. Do you really want a woman who only
sees men as dollar signs?
If your girlfriend is constantly fixing your hair and
tucking in your shirt, you’re the victim of a Mother
Goose. Although she may have good intentions and
be great in many other ways, her motherly instincts
will eventually drive you up the wall.
She may not be a lost cause, however; some women
can be taught to stop “mothering” you. However, if
you’ve talked to her about it a few times and she still
can’t resist the urge to spit on a tissue to remove a
spot from your face, you might have to go your
This type chatters incessantly about every topic that
crosses her mind, no matter how mundane or
unimportant it may be. She will drive you crazy with
her never-ending monologues about the guy at work
who never makes a new pot of coffee when he
finishes the last one and the woman at the
supermarket who wears too much make-up.
The worst type of Motor Mouth is the one whose
favorite topic of conversation is herself . If you
manage to make it through two hours of listening to
her talk about the new shoes she wants to buy or her
lower back pain, you are prepared to survive
anything. My advice is to break it off as quickly as
possible before you lose your mind.