The Clever Boy

-A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said “Madam, i should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter than my sister and she’s in 4th grade”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.

The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th grade

Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12

The boy got all questions right.

The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade immediately.

Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i’ve only 2

Boy: Legs

Madam: What is in your pants that i don’t have

Boy: pockets

Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid

Boy: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky

(The principal’s eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)

Boy: Bubble gum

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do

Boy: Tent

(The principal was looking restless)

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first

Boy: Wedding ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When i’m not well, i drip. When you blow me,you feel good

Boy: Nose

Madam: I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver

Boy: Arrow

Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand

Boy: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage

Boy: surname

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam ‘Send this BLOODY boy to the University…even myself got all answers wrong!


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