CHRISTMAS INVITATION

A man in Naija calls his son in South Africa last week &says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that yourmother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery isenough”.”Dad, what are you talking about?'” the son screams.”We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer”, thefather says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talkingabout this, so you call your sister in USA and tell her”.Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on thephone, “Like hell they’re getting divorced”, she shouts, “I’lltake care of this”.She calls home immediately and screams at her father, “Youare NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I getthere. I’m calling my brother back and we’ll both be theretomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEARME?”and hangs up.The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.”I told you, it’s done! They are coming home for ChristmasRemember ya parents and loved ones dis season!!!Merry Christmas in advance

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