MY REQUIREMENT FOR XMAS GIFT

HELLO FRIENDS, FAMILIES & WELL WISHERS.
This is to let you know that:
I Have Began my annual Distribution of Xmas Gifts (chickens and bags of rice for Families )….
The earlier the better.
PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENTS BELOW TO GET YOURS..
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life.
4. International Passport
(if you don’t have one, go and get it).
5. Marriage Certificate (if married if not, go and marry…Ehn)
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us
(to prove that we are close).
8. 4 Copies Of 2×2 Pictures (blue
background).
9. Report Card/Result sheet ( for students and undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers’ license (if any)
11. Send your bank details to convince me you have what it takes to cook the chicken….
(I want my chickens
to die honorably)
12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you the xmas present)…
Not less than 800 words. -with proper margin.
Correct English grammar and right use of punctuation, interjections
13. Your BVN number and ATM pin will also be needed.
14. Primary school certificate must be presented.
Pls, I beg you.. use GREEN pen…
NB- Submit your application on or b4 December 20 for the gift.
1 big chicken awaits you…..
Home Delivery. MeRrY ChRiStMaS aNd HaPpY NeW YeAr iN AdVaNcE……..

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